Sir Vincent Boyer, Esquire
A local legend around North East North Carolina and motorsports stomping grounds alike, Vince is truly the goodest of boys. You'll frequently find Showtime JB himself chauffeuring him around town in Vince's own lifted Escalade. Let's be honest, Showtime needs someone to supervise him and who better to do so (besides Becky)?! Whether Vince is sitting driver seat or riding shotgun, you can rest assured that pets and attention are most welcome.
THE fan favorite.
Sir? Allegedly. Esquire? Absolutely. Some say he's never hit a cone during an autocross run. He's absolutely buried a Lincoln Towncar; visualize that as you see fit. Batman and Captain America you ask? He's both. Rumor has it Vince has an active campaign to change 'goatee' to 'dogee' in a strategy to displace the favoritism towards goats in the segment. Ever dug a hole for a bone with a mini-ex? Vince has. He's even got his own menu item at the drive-thru of his favorite restaurant, JB's Pizza and Subs.
What's that, fellow human?
One thing is for sure, Vince knows he's one of the astute beings that walks this awesome planet and there are always deep thoughts churning in that complex brain of his. The Escalade thing? Yea, we're not kidding about that, either. Lastly, but certainly not least, no one can rock a goatee as good as Vince!
